Lunchables Kids
By: Tebel

Ok so i did this cuz that commercial pisses me off, NOONE SHRINKS FOOD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

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:commercial starts:

Lunchables kids> OK kids today were gonna do something fantabulous, :gets in spaceship thingy and flies off: :lands in front of Bareck as a tubby freckled fat kid with a big burger in front of him: today were gonna make your food cool!

lil bareck>erm how so tiny people

well sir, were gonna shrink your burger cuz small food is COOL! :shrinks food:

lil bareck> erm.. no its not, in fact bite sized foods piss me off

well thats not our problem :goes to get in ship BUT lil barecks fat hand gets in the way:

lil bareck>where do you think your going, i havent eaten yet!

erm what?

, yea you just shrank my pizza, now that im still hungry i got a hankerin for lil lunchable mascots! bareck picks up the first kid and puts him in front of his face, bareck laughs and diablolical evil laugh. the little lunchable team member screamed a horrible scream as bareck put him in between his lips and slurped him in his mouth, the poor lil guy was slipping on his toung trying to avoid this giant teeth but alas he ended up sliding down his throught into his big fat stomach instead.

lunchables team, or whats left of them> OMG HE ATE TIMMY! RUUUUNNN

buhhhahahaHAHAHAHHA NOOONE CAN ESCAPE THE MIGHT OF MY MIGHTY BELLY!

the little lunchables team regreted leaving their shrinking device back in their treehouse, and wondered why they shrank themselves at all, they jumped on the ground but bareck just ended up standing up and walking towards them, his mighty footsteps caused the tiny team to fall and bareck grabbed the other boy, the girl screamed out but ran to save her own life. bareck put the other boy in a hotdog bun and put it in his mouth, talently being able to swallow it without chewing, the other person was now victimized by his mighty belly.

the third team and last member hid behind a rock, but barecks sence of smell could find the stupid slutty bratz perfume on the girl child, bareck went down and gave her a litteral death kiss and slurped him up, she became a mighty meal! after that bareck went back to his... shrunken burger and ended up eating it. after that he went to sleep and the lunchables members became a permenent addition to his fat belly.

moral of the story, DONT MESS WITH MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hehe ok so this isnt a real story, you really dont have to add this to the archive if you dont want to lol i just did this out of humor really, im a pretty goofy person.

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